We're back from Florida, and where do I
begin?
Hmmm.
How about we start with Larry and the boys are out of town for the next ELEVEN DAYS.
Knead that
thought around for a minute and mix it with the huge stack of books I just
bought.
Add a
generous portion of thoughts that I’m going to think and sentences I’m going to
complete.
Toss in a bowl
of Chex mix and a glass of wine (also known as “dinner”) and …
BOO-YA! MY LIFE IS SO AWESOME.
Not that I don't miss them terribly.
Because I do.
Just look at them.
We had an awesome trip to Santa Rosa Beach and Seaside (pictured here at the Shrimp Shack beach pavilion), and the boys can't wait to go back. Believe it or not, this was our first family vacation with just our little family, so we're thrilled to have found a place we want to return to oh my GOD.
The boys have been gone less than eight hours and I have already turned ordinary.
"We're thrilled to have found a place we want to return to."
WHAT IS THAT SENTENCE?
That isn't funny.
That's CRAP.
"My summer vacation was fun. We went to the beach. It was sunny and we swam in the ocean and pool. We also ate a lot of shrimp. Yum. I like shrimp. It is very good. Then my husband left town with our two sons and TOOK MY SENSE OF HUMOR AND ANY SEMBLANCE OF AN EDGE I ONCE HAD WITH HIM. The end."
